Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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