Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Randomize
