the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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