it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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