How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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