Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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