Whod you bang
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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