Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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