i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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