Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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