I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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