i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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