You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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