I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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