either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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