I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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