I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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