I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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