why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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