ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
that's an acceptable place to lick
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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