he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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