I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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