Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
They are going to name an STD after you.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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