so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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