we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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