So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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