Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
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