If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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