It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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