You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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