I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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