Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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