is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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