What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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