Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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