It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Even my vagina gasped.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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