I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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