How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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