He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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