So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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