two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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