oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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