There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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