and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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