i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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