Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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