shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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