When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Oh god it's open bar.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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