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I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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