We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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