Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I see more hoeing in ur future
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