I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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