He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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