But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
are you so shy because you have an std?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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