he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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